I might be having a date tonight. I don't really know. I mean I'm meeting someone for drinks, but it's not officially been declared as a date. It's more like a "hey-you-new-in-town-I-gotta-show-you-this-bar"-kinda thing. Lord, it's been too long since I've done this.
In any case, I took a bath and shaved. Just to be on the safe side; because the worst thing in the world is ending up in bed with someone smelly and hairy. I will also brush my teeth before I leave the house because spending an evening with someone while you've got something stuck between your teeth is probably the most embarrassing thing in the world. I will also try to not get completely drunk because the most uncomfortable thing in the world is waking up next to a stranger with a total shame-over.
Remind me again why I am doing this?
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