- Life is easier when you can sleep. It get's even easier when you can sleep for more than 5 hours on end.
- Capitalism is being able to buy 250g of smoked salmon for 1.99 Euros.
- A haircut might not change you, but it sure feels that way (same goes for buying bright yellow shoes with heels).
- Everyone can open a bank account at the Deutsche Bank. All you need is a valid passport and a piece of paper that attests where you live. (And that little piece of paper of course thereby attests that you're a creditable citizen who has enough money to pay for an appartment.)
- Last minute travels to a third world country are next to impossible.
- My psychoanalyst has a private life.
- There is hardly anything reasonable or fairly interesting on TV after 10pm. (Often times not even before that.) This is not, in any case, going to stop you from watching.
- I can switch the country code on my laptop to play DVDs of the region 2 only 4 times.
- The stuff on your tongue tells something about your general state of health.
- My next-door neighbours are actually real people. And they even come out during the day and do not only enjoy themselves in their nightly activities.
- Frankfurt does have a queer community. It also has a nightlife.
- Psycho is the most scary movie ever made.
- Capitalism is being able to buy 250g of smoked salmon for 1.99 Euros.
- A haircut might not change you, but it sure feels that way (same goes for buying bright yellow shoes with heels).
- Everyone can open a bank account at the Deutsche Bank. All you need is a valid passport and a piece of paper that attests where you live. (And that little piece of paper of course thereby attests that you're a creditable citizen who has enough money to pay for an appartment.)
- Last minute travels to a third world country are next to impossible.
- My psychoanalyst has a private life.
- There is hardly anything reasonable or fairly interesting on TV after 10pm. (Often times not even before that.) This is not, in any case, going to stop you from watching.
- I can switch the country code on my laptop to play DVDs of the region 2 only 4 times.
- The stuff on your tongue tells something about your general state of health.
- My next-door neighbours are actually real people. And they even come out during the day and do not only enjoy themselves in their nightly activities.
- Frankfurt does have a queer community. It also has a nightlife.
- Psycho is the most scary movie ever made.
- Insomnia + fucked up ex = purgatory.
- Insomnia + fucked up ex + a lively fantasy = hell.
- Shoes are an essential part of every outfit.
- Every third rate celebrity that had a one hit wonder in the 80ies has their own date show on MTV. (And most other shows on MTV are dating shows as well, but this time with people "like you and me".)
- Shoes are an essential part of every outfit.
- Every third rate celebrity that had a one hit wonder in the 80ies has their own date show on MTV. (And most other shows on MTV are dating shows as well, but this time with people "like you and me".)
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