Seventh lesson of academic logic

1. "If you want to enjoy something, do NOT organise it, just go!" (Domx, 2008)

2. You know what Team stands for? Toll Ein Anderer Macht's! (Great, someone else does it!)

3. If professors say: "I think we should do this and that..." What they really mean is: "I think you should do this and that...".

Conclusion: It's not about how much alcohol you drink, it's how fast you drink it that matters.