So the latest news is: A woman gave birth to octuplets in California (octuplets, funniest word ever. When those kids are grown up, they must found a music formation or something like that; and I'll be their manager. I can just picture it: Starring tonight - The singing octuplets). In any case, to get back to my story: So far, so stupid. I mean - dah! - hormonal therapy and IVF obviously make a lot of things possible these days.
But, believe it or not, apparently mommy wants to breastfeed all her darlings. Bloody hell! You must be kidding me, woman, breastfeeding eight babies? Pause, you who read this, and think for a minute how long it takes to breastfeed eight - ocho, acht, huit, otto, in numbers: 8 - babies. If you ask me, by the time you're done with the last one, you can start all over again. I have an advise for that lady: I read The Passion of New Eve by Angela Carter again the other day, and the godlike Mother of Beulah has surgically applied to herself the breasts some of her followers donated. So, super-mom, use plastic surgery and turn yourself into the first human with eight breasts.
Makes you wonder though. People sneer at transsexuals for wanting to change sex, by the use of hormones, among other things. But apparently no one has a problem with the fact that a woman is turned into a human milking machine.
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